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Loughner 

to smoke such good weed that it messes up your head and you lose your mind, get totally paranoid, and lose touch with the reality of how the world works
Jared Loughner: "They use mind control; they control the grammar, my college is the biggest scam in America, a genocide school that will make me homeless"
Joe: "You know about the military industrial complex, I'm telling you, they just keep putting a new person in power *takes a long drag of purple haze* "Yo dis is some good shit yo want some? ....."
Rick: "No, who's they"
Joe: "You know, it's THEM."
Rick: ""no I don't, don't get all Jared Loughner on my ass."
Loughner by joes222222222222 January 19, 2011
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loughner 

To eliminate solid waste, to defecate. Also referes to the feces itself.
Man, I ate all that mexican food last night and when I got up this morning I had to loughner really bad.

That loughner smelled so bad I had to light two matches.
loughner by facistpig January 15, 2011

Jared Lee Loughner 

The alleged psychotic gunman that went on a shooting rampage in January 2011. Characterized as being a virgin, talking in circles and simple riddles, and shaving all the hair off his head.
Jared Lee Loughner: If the turd is brown, then brown is the turd.

Loughery Ness Monster 

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.
Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.
Another word for fluffer, a male blow-job giver. Attractive male.
lougher by ellwej May 9, 2011
of Irish orgin something along the lines of "biggest bullshitter" also the founder of assbook. Usually found stumbling around the streets at odd hours of the night slurring their words.
"That person is so drunk, they're a Loughney!"
Loughney by rizrey April 28, 2010

Katie Loughney 

Not your typical girl. Katie’s different, VERY different. She’s a 10ft tall petrified cat. She hates when her 2 friends, Betsy and Brock cause havoc by leaking her address! She loves her friends and has a crush on Tyler Crew (insta: @tyler.crew_). She loves her friends and family and adores takis (the purple ones)
Person 1: ugh my hat is stuck on the Empire State Building...
Person 2: don’t worry, Katie Loughney can reach it!

Katie Loughney: HAHAH LOL ROTFL. Frozen 2 is so funny
*tyler walks in*
Katie Loughney: 🤤🤤🙀😍
Katie Loughney by Franny_the_dog December 8, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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