bundled 

In Hockey to hit someone so hard that their brains turn to mush and need to be assisted off the ice.

Geoff just got bundled! He left urine and blood all over the ice!

bundled by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

Bundled 

Adding 2 or more unwanted items together with a requested item for the sole purpose of increasing the perceived value of the total package or items.

I asked my co-worker if I could borrow his copy of Star Trek the Wrath Of Kahn on DVD. Not only did he loan me the movie, he also added in The Duke Of Hazzard season 2 and 3 on DVD, Kevin Costner's Waterworld on laserdisc, and five episodes of Saved By The Bell on VHS!

.....he bundled me!

Bundled by Dred242 September 11, 2010

bundled 

A word derived in scituate mass usa meaning highly in toxicated

dude guy im wicked fuckin bundled right now I may have given this chick a rim job

bundled by bundlemeister October 23, 2008

Bundled 

So fucked up you’re absolutely wrapped up in your own world with absolute no idea what’s going on around you ie: black out.

Friend: yo how was your night last night you looked hammered !

Me: broooo I was fucking bundled!

Bundled by Bryguy_22 December 11, 2020

Bundled Like Bernie 

Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.

Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!

Bundled Like Bernie by talk2me-JCH2 January 24, 2021

Bundled Like Bernie 

Wearing a condom

Dave: So you did the deed. Did you put on your rain coat?
Steve: I was Bundled Like Bernie!

Bundled Like Bernie by Greg Landers January 28, 2021

bundled like Bernie 

Financially, economically, culturally and socially insulated from the disastrous social and economic impacts of Biden's policies

Nancy Pelosi and Bernie Sanders himself are bundled like Bernie. Other ordinary people aren't.

bundled like Bernie by Uncle Dimma August 6, 2022