pornament

1. pornographic ornament, as previously stated.

2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.

Guy #1: "He man! You tryin' to watch the big game tonight??"

Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"

Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"

by berthabear27 December 26, 2009

pornament

Adj.: A type of tattoo that is adult or pornographic in nature.

Bob just got a pornament tattoo of his wife. It features her large, saggy breasts and a shaved vagina.

by Pejuta December 15, 2009

Lawn Pornament

Any seasonal lawn decoration that has been or can be used as a sex doll or sex toy. Can be inflatable or rigid and may or may not be modified to support deviant acts.

My grandma called the police when she saw a drunk college student from down the street defiling her prized inflatable Santa Claus. When the Police arrived, they found him passed out holding a Christmas elf. He had apparently sealed the deal with Donner, Prancer, Rudolph's mouth, and Frosty the Snow Man. When questioned, he claimed that he became addicted to Lawn Pornaments after dropping acid while watching a Family Guy marathon.

by tidycat72 December 8, 2009