Pfucked up

When that Pfizer covid vaccine hits you with the side effects

Sorry boss, I'm too pfucked up to come in to work today

by NixtyNine April 14, 2021

Permafucked

Being permanently Fucked.

"Yea, I've just been permafucked... my car's gone..."

by Eric Zabowski February 2, 2009

perfucktionist

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

Perfumed Rose

The musky and mungy pungent scent of a sweaty, dirty rosebud aka anus.

Sonja enjoyed foreplay with her boyfriend Kevin. She often performed fellatio followed by analingus. She especially enjoyed giving Kevin a tossed salad this past weekend because Kevin had been doing yard work all afternoon in the hot sun and the sweat dripping down his ass crack all day had left him with a well Perfumed Rose.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2014

perfuckt

1) Fucked up in such away that it is a magnificant display of wrong.

2) Sarcasm of happiness.

3) Destruction of something for a good reason

1) You did a perfuckt job on that presentation, Bob.

2) My day is just perfuckt, Thanks for asking.

3) Don't worry Bob, your singing bass fish is in perfuckt condition. Thanks for letting me babysit it while you're gon.

by Dan Regalia (DJ SHADOW - DARKSIDE-RADIO.COM) July 25, 2004

perfumed fart

A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.

Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!

by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003