penisillin

What you give a girl to get rid of her "headache"

My bitch didn't feel so good, so I gave her a shot of penisillin.

by longdongjimmyjohn June 11, 2003

penisology

The study of wieners.

Hey! Me and greg had a great time in penisology class today.

by cheese and quackers June 27, 2014

Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.

Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".

by pentozali January 14, 2006

penispilled

penispilled is when your counter-argument to everything is penis.

Herman: actually black people aren’t the main source of crime and you’re just racist
Josh: penis.
Herman: wow you’re so based and penispilled

by kageechungles May 8, 2021

Peniscillin

The cure for the common "Can't have sex now honey, I have a headache!" excuse.

Boy: I'm on my way, hope you'll be dressed sexy and ready for me when I get home.

Girl: Oh honey, I can't have sex tonight. I have the worst headache. I must be coming down with something.

Boy: Don't worry baby, I'll give you the proper dose of Peniscillin which cures everything!

by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010

penising

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.

Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.

by serbear4u February 15, 2009

penisian

a gay man.

Willie Weenis is a penisian!

by Josh February 12, 2004