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A topical lubricating cream that when applied liberally and rubbed vigourously over a man's penis will provide short term relief of the reoccurring itch to masturbate.
Man, "Doc you gotta help me, I have this itch all the time"

Doc, "Where does it prickle son"

Man. "Its my dick, it's yearning"

Doc. "Rx for Penisil, apply when required but no more than 5 times a day"

Man, "For how long?"

Doc, "FOREVER, there is no cure!"

Later that day....

AHHH, that's better. With that out of the way I am a fun guy again.
Penisil by whatstheword October 3, 2012
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Penisilent 

When the male member starts disobeying orders
Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent
Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017
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Penisity 

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.
Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.
Penisity by homebrew dave November 7, 2012

penisula 

A piece of land that sticks out from the shore that resembles the shape of a penis.
Let's walk along to the end of that penisula and look out over the ocean.
penisula by shrubbery123 October 3, 2007

Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese
The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.
Penisclerosis by boringtimes January 30, 2010

peniscillin 

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.
She needs a shot of peniscillin.
peniscillin by Amalia R October 24, 2006
the plural word for penis/to refer to multiple penises.

ex.

1 octopus= 2 octopi
1 penis= 2 penisi
leah: men really need to calm down about their penisi.
penisi by penisiarereal January 16, 2022
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