Penisil

A topical lubricating cream that when applied liberally and rubbed vigourously over a man's penis will provide short term relief of the reoccurring itch to masturbate.

Man, "Doc you gotta help me, I have this itch all the time"

Doc, "Where does it prickle son"

Man. "Its my dick, it's yearning"

Doc. "Rx for Penisil, apply when required but no more than 5 times a day"

Man, "For how long?"

Doc, "FOREVER, there is no cure!"

Later that day....

AHHH, that's better. With that out of the way I am a fun guy again.

by whatstheword October 3, 2012

Penisilent

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

Penisity

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.

Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.

by homebrew dave November 7, 2012

penisula

A piece of land that sticks out from the shore that resembles the shape of a penis.

Let's walk along to the end of that penisula and look out over the ocean.

by shrubbery123 October 3, 2007

Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese

The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.

by boringtimes January 30, 2010

peniscillin

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.

She needs a shot of peniscillin.

by Amalia R October 24, 2006

penisi

the plural word for penis/to refer to multiple penises.

ex.

1 octopus= 2 octopi
1 penis= 2 penisi

leah: men really need to calm down about their penisi.

by penisiarereal January 16, 2022