MRE 

Commonly known as the Meal Ready to Eat. This substance is quite possibly the most toxic substance in existence more so than plutonium. The great men and women who serve this country can be found consuming these scrumptious concoctions while out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere doing fun military operations shooting missiles and other interesting pew pews . Warning after consumption of these yummy delicacies your digestive system will forever be destroyed, if you’re lucky it’ll pass out of your system in ten years.

Person 1: man I haven’t shit in five days is this normal I think I’m going to die if I eat one more MRE

Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube

Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?

Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet

MRE by Shdylatina December 4, 2019

MRE 

Moderately Recognizable Edibles.

Hated by everyone who ever had one, Loved by everyone who ever had one, Hoarded by Jack-Sticks, Douche-Wads, Ditty-Boppers, and naturally by all the Everyones mentioned in the first part, Because why not. They only get better with time, you can make absolaylay fetch fishing lures from the packaging (Tested heavily for several generations in riverine environs, they catch! there might be a metaphor in there... ) And the foily wrappy parts that come with some of these magical cysts of rapturous comfort, can of course be used to make any manner of amazing electronicals that one can twinkly fingers dream of.

Simply put they are dope. I would sell my Nanna for half of one.

Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Yo Dude! Is that the MRE with tortillas in it!? I'll trade you!!!
Fwerpmaster: What the fuck did you just say boot-rattle?
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: You know...the MRE...the one with, uhm...tortillas...?
Fwerpmaster: Hey Boz! Is that habib in the next valley still tryin to sell a fuckin goat?...
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Holy shit dude, he just threw down that MRE, what should we do?

MRE by PatrciusPatriarcusShanius December 21, 2023

MRE 

Moderately Recognizable Edibles

Food Packs full of goodies; Hated by everyone who ever had one, Loved by everyone who ever had one, Hoarded by Jack-Sticks, Douche-Wads, Ditty-Boppers, and naturally by all the Everyones mentioned in the first part, Because why not. They only get better with time, you can make absolaylay fetch fishing lures from the packaging (Tested heavily for several generations in "riverine" environs, they catch! there might be a metaphor in there... ) And the foily wrappy parts that come with some of these magical cysts of rapturous comfort, can of course be used to make any manner of amazing electronicals that one can twinkly fingers dream of. Food, in a small strange package that may fall from the sky, or, in some cases be distributed by dusty persons in some stage of Rattle.

Simply put they are dope. I would sell my Nanna for half of one.

Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Yo Dude! Is that the MRE with tortillas in it!? I'll trade you!!!
Fwerpmaster: What the fuck did you just say boot-rattle?
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: You know...the MRE...the one with, uhm...tortillas...
Fwerpmaster: Hey Boz! Is that habib in the next valley still tryin to sell a fuckin goat?...
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Holy shit dude, he just threw down that MRE, what should we do?

MRE by PatrciusPatriarcusShanius December 29, 2023

MRE Rocket 

An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid.

It is then either:

A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans

The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.

NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.

Holy shit, that MRE Rocket is stuck in PFC Bonfette's face!

MRE Rocket by TexanMarine August 10, 2006

MRE bomb 

An explosive device fashioned from the heater found in a MRE, a small container, and water.

Private Smith's MRE bomb made the Lieutenant piss his pants.

MRE bomb by 7002 December 8, 2007

MRE Cookies 

a type of foodstuff made by mixing sugar, peanut butter, and creamer packets in an uncovered metal cup of some kind then heating with a butane cigarette lighter for a couple minutes- these ingredients are all found in various Meals Ready to Eat (and on the floor of most people's cars but that's beside the point)- hence the name, MRE Cookies

Guy #1- What the fuck are you burning in the back seat of my car?!
Guy #2- Nothing's burning! I'm making some MRE Cookies from the shit I found near the back of this piece of shit Buick.
Guy #1- Hey! If you're gonna insult my car, you can fucking walk!

MRE Cookies by Post_amerika February 11, 2009

mre time 

Mre Time is said like More Time. More Time is a phrase that is said when you are not sure.

The origin of Mre Time comes from the Mac Real dialect.

An easier way of defining mre time is by simply saying "mre time is more time. "

Example:

Gentleman: May one tell me where the cinema is?
Gentleman 2: Mre Time!

Example 2:

mre time by Dude101010101010101010 November 26, 2010