MRE

Moderately Recognizable Edibles.

Hated by everyone who ever had one, Loved by everyone who ever had one, Hoarded by Jack-Sticks, Douche-Wads, Ditty-Boppers, and naturally by all the Everyones mentioned in the first part, Because why not. They only get better with time, you can make absolaylay fetch fishing lures from the packaging (Tested heavily for several generations in riverine environs, they catch! there might be a metaphor in there... ) And the foily wrappy parts that come with some of these magical cysts of rapturous comfort, can of course be used to make any manner of amazing electronicals that one can twinkly fingers dream of.

Simply put they are dope. I would sell my Nanna for half of one.
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Yo Dude! Is that the MRE with tortillas in it!? I'll trade you!!!
Fwerpmaster: What the fuck did you just say boot-rattle?
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: You know...the MRE...the one with, uhm...tortillas...?
Fwerpmaster: Hey Boz! Is that habib in the next valley still tryin to sell a fuckin goat?...
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Holy shit dude, he just threw down that MRE, what should we do?
by PatrciusPatriarcusShanius December 21, 2023
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MRE

Moderately Recognizable Edibles

Food Packs full of goodies; Hated by everyone who ever had one, Loved by everyone who ever had one, Hoarded by Jack-Sticks, Douche-Wads, Ditty-Boppers, and naturally by all the Everyones mentioned in the first part, Because why not. They only get better with time, you can make absolaylay fetch fishing lures from the packaging (Tested heavily for several generations in "riverine" environs, they catch! there might be a metaphor in there... ) And the foily wrappy parts that come with some of these magical cysts of rapturous comfort, can of course be used to make any manner of amazing electronicals that one can twinkly fingers dream of. Food, in a small strange package that may fall from the sky, or, in some cases be distributed by dusty persons in some stage of Rattle.

Simply put they are dope. I would sell my Nanna for half of one.
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Yo Dude! Is that the MRE with tortillas in it!? I'll trade you!!!
Fwerpmaster: What the fuck did you just say boot-rattle?
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: You know...the MRE...the one with, uhm...tortillas...
Fwerpmaster: Hey Boz! Is that habib in the next valley still tryin to sell a fuckin goat?...
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Holy shit dude, he just threw down that MRE, what should we do?
by PatrciusPatriarcusShanius December 30, 2023
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