Hanspan

Hanspan is actually going out with
Matt lam-bert

This name is obviously short for hannah, but only good ones, who are naughty.

"awww, hanspan u rule, ur so naughty"

by lukeh March 20, 2005

Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2

Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self

by Smushkitten July 12, 2019

hankypanky

What gay fucking dorks call fucking.

Hey, lets make some hankypanky, it's no big deal.

by Big Baby Jesus April 29, 2003

Hanspan

A lover of monkeys; often has a boyfriend called Gorgish

Did you know that Hanspan is going out with Gorgish?

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

HankyPanky

'HankyPanky' is a common known term to having sexual intercourse with a blue poodle with aids.

"The 45 year old man had 'HankyPanky' with his 3 year old blue poodle who had aids."

by The definition of 'HankyPanky' January 7, 2021

Hankypanky

Sexual thoughts or actions, especially those involving necrophiliism, pink fluffy handcuffs, or any sort of playtime done prior to marriage. EXCEPTION: when Jesus says it's ok or when the hankypanky is used for the betterment of those around you.

Jack's use of the "vortex" caused her to moan so loud that not even doing it in the RV could hide the fact that the hankypanky was about to get good.

by GreekFreak6969 August 14, 2022

Hankypanky

Hankypanky is the act of causing a distraction in the environment to induce a situation where a person may conduct self-pleasurment.

Bryan pulled a hankypanky to make Ludwig go away so that he could masturbate in peace”

by Mikael the word-man November 16, 2023