hanksian 

adj. Totally excellent. Being a super-celebrity in ways no other celebrity can even think of. Often used sarcastically.

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Bono is really supporting great causes and keeping it real. But he will never be hanksian.

hanksian by gnostic3 October 3, 2020

Tom Hanksing it 

The act of attacking a superior enemy with an ineffectual weapon, usually in a video game. In reference to the scene in Saving Private Ryan where Tom Hanks fires his pistol at an oncoming tank.

Gamer 1: You have any rockets?

Gamer 2: No, I'm Tom Hanksing it.

Tom Hanksing it by Dutch441 November 7, 2012

Hankspank 

A Hankspank is a handjob performed on a person while the penis is not erect.

Yo dude, I think my boyfriend doesn’t love me anymore. He never got hard so I gave him a Hankspank

Hankspank by Olive_Man April 20, 2023

Hansian

Hansian (adj/noun) The cultural, ethnic, and historical vibe shared by China, Korea (both North and South), and Japan. Basically the Northeast Asian squad—think Han Chinese roots, Confucian manners, chopsticks, rice obsession, kanji/hanja/characters drama, and that whole “work hard, respect elders, crush exams” energy.

It’s like the Sinosphere but kicking Vietnam out of the group chat because they’re more Southeast Asian and went full Roman alphabet. Hansian keeps it tight with the CJK core: genetically close cousins, ancient China exporting its homework (writing systems, Buddhism, bureaucracy), and centuries of borrowing, beefing, and remixing each other’s culture.

Coined from “Han” (as in Han Chinese/Han dynasty, the OG influencers) + “-ian” like “Asian.”

“K-pop stans, J-drama bingers, and C-drama addicts are all deep in the Hansian sauce.”

Hansian by hansian February 16, 2026