hatespank

To inflict pain on one's self while practicing the art of masterbation such that it is almost like hating oneself. Similiar to hatefuck but singular.

Man, last night I got home from the strip club and I put on some porn and really hatespanked myself.

by ScottyPubes March 3, 2007

Hatestalk

To Facebook stalk someone you hate in order to find more ways to hate them.

I hatestalked him, he looks like a douche in all his photos.

by likescrabble November 21, 2010

hatespace

A genius idea made by two teenage girls where their friends can aimlessly complain about the stupidity of the people around them, the world, and life in general. Often imitated, never duplicated.

I went on Hatespace last night and complained about how stupid that chick is.

by Hater4HateSpace September 5, 2007

HateSpace'd

1) When someone gets a hold of your MySpace account and adds ridiculously racist and/or offensive things to your page layout.
2) When someone's MySpace bulletin is purposely derogatory, incenting anger toward a person, group or minority

Joel: Haha I put a picture of Hitler on Chris's MySpace! He's going to be so pissed.

Gunnar: You HateSpace'd the hel out of that nigga.

by chris_correia October 5, 2008

Hankspank

A Hankspank is a handjob performed on a person while the penis is not erect.

Yo dude, I think my boyfriend doesn’t love me anymore. He never got hard so I gave him a Hankspank

by Olive_Man April 20, 2023