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HankyPanky 

'HankyPanky' is a common known term to having sexual intercourse with a blue poodle with aids.
"The 45 year old man had 'HankyPanky' with his 3 year old blue poodle who had aids."

Hankypanky 

Sexual thoughts or actions, especially those involving necrophiliism, pink fluffy handcuffs, or any sort of playtime done prior to marriage. EXCEPTION: when Jesus says it's ok or when the hankypanky is used for the betterment of those around you.
Jack's use of the "vortex" caused her to moan so loud that not even doing it in the RV could hide the fact that the hankypanky was about to get good.
Hankypanky by GreekFreak6969 August 14, 2022

Hankypanky 

Hankypanky is the act of causing a distraction in the environment to induce a situation where a person may conduct self-pleasurment.
Bryan pulled a hankypanky to make Ludwig go away so that he could masturbate in peace”
Hankypanky by Mikael the word-man November 16, 2023

hanky panky bullshit 

A term used by parents to describe naughty business, on preferably a couch.
"You and that girl arent doing any of that hanky panky bullshit down there while that door is closed. you hear me son?"

hanky panky 

Anything which can happen between a couple. There is no set definition as to what it may be, but it can be said that it is something that someone who is not part of the couple would not want to be around when it is occurring.
Hey you two! Remember: no hanky panky in the backseat!
hanky panky by Tomothy November 29, 2004

hanky panky time

v, the act of light hearted sex often repeated more than once at a time usually ends with giggles and satisfaction.
i totally just heard somebody having hanky panky time down the hall.
hanky panky time by mr. hanky panky February 4, 2010
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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