Sexual thoughts or actions, especially those involving necrophiliism, pink
fluffy handcuffs, or any sort of playtime
done prior to
marriage. EXCEPTION: when Jesus says it's ok or when the hankypanky is used for the betterment of those around you.
Jack's use of the "vortex" caused her to
moan so
loud that not even doing it in the
RV could hide the fact that the hankypanky was about to get good.