hankypanky

What gay fucking dorks call fucking.

Hey, lets make some hankypanky, it's no big deal.

by Big Baby Jesus April 29, 2003

HankyPanky

'HankyPanky' is a common known term to having sexual intercourse with a blue poodle with aids.

"The 45 year old man had 'HankyPanky' with his 3 year old blue poodle who had aids."

by The definition of 'HankyPanky' January 7, 2021

Hankypanky

Sexual thoughts or actions, especially those involving necrophiliism, pink fluffy handcuffs, or any sort of playtime done prior to marriage. EXCEPTION: when Jesus says it's ok or when the hankypanky is used for the betterment of those around you.

Jack's use of the "vortex" caused her to moan so loud that not even doing it in the RV could hide the fact that the hankypanky was about to get good.

by GreekFreak6969 August 14, 2022

Hankypanky

Hankypanky is the act of causing a distraction in the environment to induce a situation where a person may conduct self-pleasurment.

Bryan pulled a hankypanky to make Ludwig go away so that he could masturbate in peace”

by Mikael the word-man November 16, 2023

hanky panky bullshit

A term used by parents to describe naughty business, on preferably a couch.

"You and that girl arent doing any of that hanky panky bullshit down there while that door is closed. you hear me son?"

by Brian P Wang June 28, 2006

hanky panky

Anything which can happen between a couple. There is no set definition as to what it may be, but it can be said that it is something that someone who is not part of the couple would not want to be around when it is occurring.

Hey you two! Remember: no hanky panky in the backseat!

by Tomothy November 29, 2004

hanky panky time

v, the act of light hearted sex often repeated more than once at a time usually ends with giggles and satisfaction.

i totally just heard somebody having hanky panky time down the hall.

by mr. hanky panky February 4, 2010