falak

a bitch who is a snitch, she tried to snatch my hair once and cut my hair... like what

she's also good at giving da sloppy topppy... she should change her name to milkshake, cause last time I saw her she was sucking my mums tits

damn have u seen piano tiles 4... no? oh falak made it.... cause u kno bad dum tsss

by nightmareee September 30, 2021

Falak

a myth in the greek era about a mystical half human/half beast which was given the worse of names: a falak. the name commonly found for extremely deluded individuals who fantasise about being superior when in fact they are really the bottom of the barrel/scum of society. the shocking low levels of IQ a falak possesses are unrivalled amonst the human species leading questions to what they really are. scientists are now debating whether a falak can be considered as a sane human or rather as a human drifted towards the animal kingdom. the tone in which a falak speaks and the accent itself can only be compared to that of Beetlejuice. there is a fine line between a human and a falak. you get the extremely mentally unwell but they are nothing compared the stupidity of a falak. this so called falak has a disrupted mind and his thought are often very alarming. these creatures display sign of extreme delusion.if you come accross a falak ensure you do not maintain eye contact and stay extremely still as even the slightest movement can lead to this wild beast becoming confused and angry and when in such a state he is liable to reek havoc like a deranged animal.

person 1: whats that dog with 2 hand and 2 legs called again?
person 2: a falak!
person 1: i heard stories about this deranged beast using shit as Nutella spread for his sandwich.
person 2: that sounds about right!!!

by falak calls me daddy November 22, 2021

Falak

She is a BB

Cheee Falak !

by Arwbebshsbesh December 17, 2021

Falak

Falak is a beautiful girl name. She is a part of the universe i.e. sky. She is very honest and loves her friends but she need one to care for her as the best friend of her irrelevant of a girl or boy. She is beautiful and trustworthy like the universe.

Falak is so beautiful... I wanna be her friend

by #FK November 22, 2023

Falador Massacre

A massacre in a game called runescape. It happened 6/6/6 in many towns in Runescape and was cause by a glitch that happened when the first player to get 99 construction had a house party. It was soooo laggy that it kicked everyone to Falador and the people that were in the boxing ring at the time of the boot were aloud to kill people outside of the wilderness withought the other people fighting back. One of the most known killers is Durial321. There were a total of 2 billion coins lost that day and have never been recovered. On every June 6th people usually plant flowers in memory of the people who died. This was the first and only massacre in runescape.

Yo, did u hear about the Falador Massacre?

Yeah dude, its terrible.

by Runescape Info December 14, 2010

Faakhir

When he walks out of that car on the first tinder date, your jaw will drop. You weren't expecting much, but he's easily the prettiest pakistani boy you've ever and will meet. However, his jaded perspective on life and fears of leading you on will result in him calling you a noob at kissing on the first date. In addition, when you ask him to roast you as a joke, he will come at you saying, "if your forehead was any smaller jane goodall would put you in a cage and teach you sign language" after which you can just roast his nose dw:) But, if he is your first kiss, you won't regret it. At first, he will seem like a toxic brown boy, but give him some time to know you and you'll fall in love with his dimples. He is incredibly smart, hard-working, loyal, and honest once you get to know him. In addition, he has a huge dick lol.. Just try not to get too attached to him because he gets tired really easy and will blow you off repeatedly.
Otherwise he's a really good person, get to know him if you have the opportunity!

me: you're coming over tonight right?
Faakhir: omg i just took a shower
*an hour later*
me: where are you??
Faakhir: It got worse im in bed

by happyshellfish23 January 30, 2020

Falafel

A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.

"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"

by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019