facebragger

Facebragger (n) - One who uses Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, intern-ship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but they like to tell everyone because they're awesome.

These are all taken from peoples 'status' on facebook. Otherwise known as a 'facebragger'

"My new jeans look damn good.....rocking them tonight with some new Armarni! =)"

"Weight lifting @ 5, personal training @ 7, then off to the cactus @ 10 wearing the Dolce & Gabbana"

"I lost 17kg this week! guess thats the upside to a break-up"

"off to Hawaii for 3 weeks"

"Soooooooooo f!@#$!* stoked!!! my parents just bought me a new Mercedes!!!!!!"

"banged 6 different chicks in 24 hours! and I didn't have to pay for any of them! :)"

by AMPBCSVD December 16, 2009

facebreakup

The act of changing your facebook status from "in a relationship with" to "single" and thereby notifying your known world that you are now officially single - since it is only official when facebook says it is.

(Not to be confused with face-to-face break up - which I have found possibly lethal in my past)

a.k.a. facebookup

It's official now. Dan and Michelle are no longer dating since they both did the facebreakup. :-(

by gtbarry June 17, 2009

FaceBraggart

An individual who, when they have completed an act they are

proud of, posts it multiple times as their status on a social

networking site until they feel they have earned enough

attention for it. FaceBraggarts are most commonly Attention

Whores too.

Mitch: Jake posted about his fight five times on FB last night

Alec: He only got 1 like on the first three, but the fourth and fifth got him a few comments.

Mitch: That kid is a serious FaceBraggart

by Me and Mr. Split May 24, 2011

Faceburst

When somebody logs on facebook and writes, posts or uploads everything he/she possibly could think of at the time, usually covering all of his friends' news feeds.

Jeff: Man, I wish Tony would stop facebursting everyday. My whole news feed has been about him and his fucking dog pics!

Fred: I know right? What a faggot!

by ShotgunDiplomacy August 14, 2010

Faceburned

The act of getting owned (burned) on facebook
Usually on a controversial status or relationship change.

<Name> says FSUcks
<Stupid Girl> Bitch shut the fuck up, their were some BS calls.
<Smart Girl>Bitch don't talk out of your high school ass, I'm to smart to play this game on facebook. Come back when you have some real knowledge.
<Other Commenters> Oh you got faceburned!

by DPDragon September 8, 2009

Facebrag

To stroke one's own ego to orgiastic extreme via undaunted exhibitionism, the primary activity of a facetard

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to facebrag anything let alone be a facetard

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.

Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!

by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011