Faceburst

When somebody logs on facebook and writes, posts or uploads everything he/she possibly could think of at the time, usually covering all of his friends' news feeds.

Jeff: Man, I wish Tony would stop facebursting everyday. My whole news feed has been about him and his fucking dog pics!

Fred: I know right? What a faggot!

by ShotgunDiplomacy August 14, 2010

faceboast

To boast about your accomplishments or your exciting social life using Facebook status updates to show off to the world. See also "facebrag."

Alex faceboasts every weekend. He tries so hard to make us jealous of his social life.

by OsirusR July 22, 2009

faceburn

(noun) - A medical condition caused by making out with a guy who has a lot of stubble. Characterized by redness, itchiness, flaky skin, and/or a general feeling of burning on the facial area, especially near the mouth.

"Fuuuck! The guy I hooked up with last night hadn't shaved in three days, and now I have faceburn!"

by borninmay April 9, 2010

Facebutter

When a girl has a attractive face but a un-attractive body.Friends often pass these women off as "having a pretty face"

H:wow, look at that girl she's hot
R: Ya, to bad shes facebutter

by meteorologist H January 20, 2009

FaceBurned

To be punitively removed from another’s Facebook friend list.

Often accompanied by a sense of anger and rejection.

I got into an argument with {person} so he / she deleted me from their Facebook, I got Faceburned.

by M. Swiger November 30, 2010

Faceburn

Plugging in an offensive or obnoxious status update on a Facebook account that has been left open. Sort of teaches people to log off their account when using a public computer.

Don Pedro: Loves guys in tight jeans
or
Martin Barrera: is taking the day off from school to divorce his wife
or
user name: insert random offensive status

...this would be a faceburn

by phell November 5, 2009

facebort

to delete or deactivate your facebook account

I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.

by Reebs77 July 20, 2009