Facebrag

To use Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome.

Sample Facebook Status: Jane Stephens is headed to London with her new iPhone for her 2nd JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! :))))

"Hey, did you see Jane's newest Facebrag? Eesh."

by Rtrock June 29, 2009

Facebrag

A statement of boast, self-promotion or any other kind of self-glorification posted on the social networking site Facebook.

Often thinly disguised as a 'status update', the benchmark for a Facebrag is something that the offender would not normally say to friends, at work or otherwise in public for fear of being (correctly) branded as a complete nob.

Responding "FACEBRAG" on the offender's post in capitals can perhaps discourage others from repeating this heinous crime against humility.

GEORGE WILSON: is about to board the plane to the Maldives for three weeks of diving and surfing with his hot Page 3 girlfriend! So long suckers!

UNCLE SILAS: FACEBRAG! Hope your plane crashes you miserable cretin.

or:

JEZ HAMILTON: just won the lottery and is about to de-friend everyone poorer than him LOL!

UNCLE SILAS: You dirty little FACEBRAG. I'm going to find you and inject you with Aids.

by Duchy69 August 20, 2010

Facebrag

To stroke one's own ego to orgiastic extreme via undaunted exhibitionism, the primary activity of a facetard

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to facebrag anything let alone be a facetard

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

Facebrag

To totally use facebook to show off to a really embarrasing extent...

On Facebook chat:

Cool Guy: Wagwan?

Facebragger: Not much, just doing exams...only need a D...whatever? Even though I'm showing off you are totally cool!

Cool Guy: Whatever signs out to look cool

by Cool Guy765667 July 10, 2009

Facebragging

the act of using a social networking site in order to show off or impress others with material items and/or fun activities. may include status updates, comments, or most often, pictures.

alright, I posted those pictures of us at the lake. Im done facebragging for the day.

by tf27 July 9, 2010

facebragger

Facebragger (n) - One who uses Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, intern-ship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but they like to tell everyone because they're awesome.

These are all taken from peoples 'status' on facebook. Otherwise known as a 'facebragger'

"My new jeans look damn good.....rocking them tonight with some new Armarni! =)"

"Weight lifting @ 5, personal training @ 7, then off to the cactus @ 10 wearing the Dolce & Gabbana"

"I lost 17kg this week! guess thats the upside to a break-up"

"off to Hawaii for 3 weeks"

"Soooooooooo f!@#$!* stoked!!! my parents just bought me a new Mercedes!!!!!!"

"banged 6 different chicks in 24 hours! and I didn't have to pay for any of them! :)"

by AMPBCSVD December 16, 2009

FaceBraggart

An individual who, when they have completed an act they are

proud of, posts it multiple times as their status on a social

networking site until they feel they have earned enough

attention for it. FaceBraggarts are most commonly Attention

Whores too.

Mitch: Jake posted about his fight five times on FB last night

Alec: He only got 1 like on the first three, but the fourth and fifth got him a few comments.

Mitch: That kid is a serious FaceBraggart

by Me and Mr. Split May 24, 2011