Facebrag

To use Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome.

Sample Facebook Status: Jane Stephens is headed to London with her new iPhone for her 2nd JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! :))))

"Hey, did you see Jane's newest Facebrag? Eesh."

by Rtrock June 29, 2009

Facebrag

A statement of boast, self-promotion or any other kind of self-glorification posted on the social networking site Facebook.

Often thinly disguised as a 'status update', the benchmark for a Facebrag is something that the offender would not normally say to friends, at work or otherwise in public for fear of being (correctly) branded as a complete nob.

Responding "FACEBRAG" on the offender's post in capitals can perhaps discourage others from repeating this heinous crime against humility.

GEORGE WILSON: is about to board the plane to the Maldives for three weeks of diving and surfing with his hot Page 3 girlfriend! So long suckers!

UNCLE SILAS: FACEBRAG! Hope your plane crashes you miserable cretin.

or:

JEZ HAMILTON: just won the lottery and is about to de-friend everyone poorer than him LOL!

UNCLE SILAS: You dirty little FACEBRAG. I'm going to find you and inject you with Aids.

by Duchy69 August 20, 2010

Facebrag

To stroke one's own ego to orgiastic extreme via undaunted exhibitionism, the primary activity of a facetard

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to facebrag anything let alone be a facetard

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

Facebrag

To totally use facebook to show off to a really embarrasing extent...

On Facebook chat:

Cool Guy: Wagwan?

Facebragger: Not much, just doing exams...only need a D...whatever? Even though I'm showing off you are totally cool!

Cool Guy: Whatever signs out to look cool

by Cool Guy765667 July 10, 2009

Facebragging

the act of using a social networking site in order to show off or impress others with material items and/or fun activities. may include status updates, comments, or most often, pictures.

alright, I posted those pictures of us at the lake. Im done facebragging for the day.

by tf27 July 8, 2010

facebragging

when people post depressing statuses on facebook and want the world to feel sorry for them.

Emily- 'today was the worst day ever, im crying my eyes our right now'

Dude did you see Emily's status? She really needs to stop facebragging. No one cares.

by Linda Brooks July 9, 2009

Facebragging

Using your facebook status updates to brag about anything and everything you can possibly think of

"OMG I'm so sick of seeing Amanda's status updates, she is constantly facebragging!!"

by idontwannatellyou February 3, 2010