To use Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome.
Sample Facebook Status: Jane Stephens is headed to London with her newiPhone for her 2nd JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! :))))
A statement of boast, self-promotion or any other kind of self-glorification posted on the social networking site Facebook.
Often thinly disguised as a 'status update', the benchmark for a Facebrag is something that the offender would not normally say to friends, at work or otherwise in public for fear of being (correctly) branded as a complete nob.
Responding "FACEBRAG" on the offender's post in capitals can perhaps discourage others from repeating this heinous crime against humility.
GEORGE WILSON: is about to board the plane to the Maldives for three weeks of diving and surfing with his hot Page 3 girlfriend! So long suckers!
UNCLE SILAS: FACEBRAG! Hope your plane crashes you miserable cretin.
or:
JEZ HAMILTON: just won the lottery and is about to de-friend everyone poorer than him LOL!
UNCLE SILAS: You dirty little FACEBRAG. I'm going to find you and inject you with Aids.
the act of using a social networking site in order to show off or impress others with material items and/or fun activities. may include status updates, comments, or most often, pictures.
alright, I posted those pictures of us at the lake. Im done facebragging for the day.
Facebragger (n) - One who uses Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, intern-ship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but they like to tell everyone because they're awesome.
These are all taken from peoples 'status' on facebook. Otherwise known as a 'facebragger'
"My new jeans look damn good.....rocking them tonight with some new Armarni! =)"
"Weight lifting @ 5, personal training @ 7, then off to the cactus @ 10 wearing the Dolce & Gabbana"
"I lost 17kg this week! guess thats the upside to a break-up"
"off to Hawaii for 3 weeks"
"Soooooooooo f!@#$!* stoked!!! my parents just bought me a new Mercedes!!!!!!"
"banged 6 different chicks in 24 hours! and I didn't have to pay for any of them! :)"
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."