deadpan

A pan that has had so much food burnt in it that it is no longer usable, due to the thick layer of black crap on its surface.
Ah, man. I'm such a lousy cook. Got another deadpan to throw out.
by Valor Rosa March 28, 2007
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Deadpan Don

A loveable positive person by nature, who is a rhythmical motivational dancer, however is usually misinterpreted as an awkward mechanical mover.

Although Deadpan Don presents with a blank empty stare and mouth half agape, she appears most mornings in frumpy slogan garb, with the aim to turn a frown upside down and get the people going. Crowd always goes wild. Loves coffee.
That Deadpan Don always cracks me up in the morning

Deadpan Don is the greatest
by Deadpan Don November 23, 2021
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