deadpan

A pan that has had so much food burnt in it that it is no longer usable, due to the thick layer of black crap on its surface.

Ah, man. I'm such a lousy cook. Got another deadpan to throw out.

by Valor Rosa April 3, 2007

Deadpan Don

A loveable positive person by nature, who is a rhythmical motivational dancer, however is usually misinterpreted as an awkward mechanical mover.

Although Deadpan Don presents with a blank empty stare and mouth half agape, she appears most mornings in frumpy slogan garb, with the aim to turn a frown upside down and get the people going. Crowd always goes wild. Loves coffee.

That Deadpan Don always cracks me up in the morning

Deadpan Don is the greatest

by Deadpan Don November 23, 2021

deadpan

Deadpool's expression every time he attempts to abstain from swearing to fit into Marvel's MCU. In spite of this, his mouth being moved by smooth muscles causes him to drop expletives every sooo often.

Watching Deadpool go deadpan while trying to be family-friendly is the funniest part of the movie!

by Emotional Cruiser August 5, 2025