CUNTWAFFLE

A person not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so.

Hes an idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. He's who has done it all and done it better than you.

His behavior warrants him being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue roomon a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
CHAD_NORTON is certainly a CUNTWAFFLE of Epic proportions.
He has the worst disposition and constantly uses people for his own gain.
by suomyuouA December 05, 2018
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cuntwaffle

Often heard emanating from the mouths of conspiracy theorists APD.
What a load of cuntwaffle APD.
by pizzaAPD November 23, 2016
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CUNTWAFFLE

A derogatory term used to describe a male or female displaying traits of both a:
cunt; demanding, hyper critical, arrogant, ignorant
and pussy; weak, indecisive, fearful, parasitic, needy
Wow, I can't believe what a CUNTWAFFLE that guy was. He just kept insisting he was hung like a porn star, finally I was so annoyed I told him to whip it out. Then he just got up and walked away like a beaten puppy.
by embrionik November 20, 2014
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cuntwaffle

someone who is such a cunt, their a whole cuntwaffle. (a cuntwaffle don't need to be a boy)
Man, my teacher is such a cuntwaffle.
by ShandaAwesome April 07, 2017
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CUNTWAFFLE

1> Term of endearment, such as "bro", "homey", "nigga" or "cunty".

2> Used to describe an ex-gurlfriend or a chickenhead.
by Seth January 14, 2005
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cuntwaffle

A wide range of meanings, not always bad, just a name for someone and you choose the meaning behind it. My cousin made this word up, and it took the world by storm.
"Keith put my shoe down you stupid cuntwaffle!"
by RazrBladeKitty April 30, 2005
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cuntwaffler

someone who wears a funny looking hat while running around every time someone blows a whistle.
"look at that cuntwaffler"

"Jamie is a cuntwaffler"

by korby221212 April 07, 2009
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