Definitions by Raphhhhhhhhhhh

Cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt that you are become a bluewaffle. This can happen when a rather large woman sits on your face and you are given the mixer.

Miki: look at the guy over there
Midget: yeah what a cuntwaffle

Cuntwaffle by Raphhhhhhhhhhh July 10, 2014