Cuntwaffle

One (cunty indivitual) who is talented in the field of retaining a topping such as syrup, jelly, or butter.

"Cuntiness is measured by the efficiency with which one can retain syrup. You, Madame, are a waffle."

"Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"

by I demand pie November 16, 2014

Cuntwaffle

A stupid,slutty female who lies and steals

Aj is such a cuntwaffle she stole my dildo.

by sure dickfritter May 20, 2017

Cuntwaffle

Something to stuff a twat with

1. Dave can be such a cuntwaffle

2. Got a cuntwaffle? I'm on the rag

by Tobi1K3nobi May 27, 2009

Cuntwaffle

Two men both 14 or 15 in the back of a science biology classroom looking at the urban dictionary of slutmuffin, Or a pussy that taste sweet and can be compared to a waffle.

Look at those two cuntwaffles.

Wow I love your cuntwaffles.

by Two guys in Biology class March 13, 2018

cuntwaffle

noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.

That cuntwaffle just backed into me.

by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014

cuntwaffle

A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.

Andrew is such a cuntwaffle

by Turtle dick June 29, 2017

cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.

Shannon is a cuntwaffle!

by Josh August 17, 2003