One (cunty indivitual) who is talented in the field of retaining a topping such as syrup, jelly, or butter.
"Cuntiness is measured by the efficiency with which one can retain syrup. You, Madame, are a waffle."
"Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"
"Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"
by I demand pie November 16, 2014
by sure dickfritter May 20, 2017
by Tobi1K3nobi May 27, 2009
Two men both 14 or 15 in the back of a science biology classroom looking at the urban dictionary of slutmuffin, Or a pussy that taste sweet and can be compared to a waffle.
by Two guys in Biology class March 13, 2018
noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.
by EmilyBinx July 11, 2014
A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.
by Turtle dick June 29, 2017
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