critchfield

A place, usually a park or sport's field, which is commonly used by homosexuals for dogging.

Colloquial slang term from North England.

We're not playing football there, its a critchfield!

by durham-james December 15, 2009

Bazy Critch

A nice way of saying "Crazy Bitch."

My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.

by GullibleZine May 4, 2009

critchy

1. the unmentionable area between a women's legs

Lady Gaga's critchy is about to pop out of that dress-thing.

by Little Critchy January 31, 2010

critchin'

When you have a long day and you cant quit itching your crotch.

Or when you are chapped between the balls and your legs/ass.

Simply put: Itchy crotch.

When you are critchin' and your only wish is that lotion would fall from the sky.
After a long day of swimming in the ocean it hurts far too bad to walk to your house or hotel. "Man do we have to go to the house? I'm critchin' really bad."
When everybody is wathcing you and you are wiggling to scratch the itch in your nuts. "Dude, make a distraction. I'm critchin'."
When picking your ass just doesn't do the job. "I'm not pickin my ass man, I'm hardcore critchin'."

by anti critch May 14, 2011

critch

Crotch itch. Itchy genitals.

I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD

by Crotchity Critch October 4, 2004

critchets

This is a silly adjective for something being described as nasty or gross.

Kid #1: Look at that bug.
Kid #2: Eww, it's frigging critchets!

by Dana ccc September 5, 2007

critch bitches

A group of high school girls who are very close friends, but people assume shit about them. Just leave them alone, they didn't do shit to you. Stop getting your nose in their business, they are allowed to live their own lives, and you shouldn't give them shit for it. Just mind your own fucking business.

Dont talk about the critch bitches that way.

by Post_Malone December 13, 2017