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Crotch itch. Itchy genitals.
I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD
by Crotchity Critch October 04, 2004
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An itch located in the crotchal region usually of noticeable discomfort. For the men who need to sound formal when talking about their nether regions itchiness.
Martin had an intense critch, but as he was in a public setting it would've been inappropriate for him to relieve the annoyance.
by SirHumble February 19, 2018
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The part of the body where the buttcrack meets the back. It isn't you butt, but it's damn close. It tends to be sensitive, and always showing on black girls.
Mike: Dude, Brickenishia's ass is showing.
Parker: No, its just her critch, once you can see hair, then you've reached the ass.
by pn@$ty January 29, 2010
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The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"
Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
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Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
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She's one messed up critch
by rebellious angel March 05, 2007
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Critch (verb): "scratching where it itches"
(noun): a crotch itch
Ow, gotta critch myself (verb)
Sorry for that, I had a critch (noun)
by Eric Brum March 15, 2007
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