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Crotch itch. Itchy genitals.
I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD
by Crotchity Critch October 04, 2004
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A person who gets the vaccine and and flaunts it will high end shopping, trips, and parties
Once Lisa got the vax she turned into such a vaxinista
by M. Wolly March 23, 2021
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An itch located in the crotchal region usually of noticeable discomfort. For the men who need to sound formal when talking about their nether regions itchiness.
Martin had an intense critch, but as he was in a public setting it would've been inappropriate for him to relieve the annoyance.
by SirHumble February 19, 2018
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The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"
Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
She's one messed up critch
by rebellious angel March 05, 2007
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An itch of the crotch
(while scratching her crotch wildly) 'this critch just wont go away'
by Orinoco June 04, 2006
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To ash on oneself
You better knock that ash off before you critch!
by Seanohue July 28, 2008
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Oh My God, Leah is such a Critch!
Lindsey was acting like a Critch!
by Shae25 June 19, 2014
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