Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.
John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.
A person who votes for Democrats to extract money from taxpayers, in particular a moocher who strives to go through life without working or contributing to society.
When all your pent up sexual frustration builds up and you finally get laid--only for the sex to be garbage and you go from horny to angry af real quick. Especially mad you wasted a body count on his micropenis.
That mother fucker from last light spit all this game about tearing my pussy apart, only to find out his dick game is weak, and now I got the worst case of Blue Tubes.