John Lennon 

An extremely talented artist. Symbol of a new era. He was very enlightened, without doubt, but made several serious mistakes during his career. Paul McCartney always kept trying to shadow him, but all his efforts were in vain; John Lennon was just too big (not in the literal sense of the word, he was actually very skinny).

Lennon was killed by Mark David Chapman, a mentally ill man. Even though this man killed one of the greatest figures of all times, he had a great taste in literature; he loved The Catcher in the Rye which is one of the greatest books of all time written by one of the best authors of all time, J. D. Sallinger.

May John Lennon rest in peace.

I recommend buying any "Best of John Lennon" album. He's seriously great. Anyone who says the contrary is a motherfucking jealous n00b and should be automatically killed.

John Lennon by fromnh February 24, 2010

John and Yoko Day

John Lennon and Yoko Ono spent their week-long honeymoon in bed in room 902 of the Amsterdam Hilton, the first of their "bed-in" protests against the Vietnam war, now a days having a 'John and Yoko' day is just a brilliant excuse to spend the day in bed with someone, all under the guise of a socially conscious protest!

Woman: I won't be able to make it into work today....
Boss: Why not??
Woman: My boyfriend and I are having a John and Yoko day, it is very important to the future of world peace!

John and Yoko Day by Babycakes76 April 16, 2009

John Kerry 

the man who should be running our country right now! he is intelligent, courageous, and compasionate. he fights for whats right and for the people.

How the frick did Bushy get re-elected!?

John Kerry by DQIT and WIAAN February 11, 2007

John Wayne Bobbit 

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>

John Wayne Bobbit by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006

John Morrison 

wrestler with a wierd slow-mo entrance (but his hair looks good)

Why the hell does John Morrison do that slow-mo entrance?

John Morrison by Karina M March 20, 2008

john wayne 

to accidentally smush a pack of cigarettes, and then proceed to smoke one of the mangled cigarettes
(John Wayne often had a bent cigarette in his mouth in the movies)

(pulls one out of the pack) "Man, i really john wayne 'd that one, eh, what the hell" (lights it up)

john wayne by Joey Mc October 9, 2006

John Beck 

sym: Choob
n: The coobiest of choobie. Someone who listens to less than 10 bands.

adj: Something so lame that a new word needed to be made for it.

n: John Beck needs to stop being crappy

adj: ha ha ha! you're so John Beck! you fuckin' suck at Call Of Duty!

John Beck by Chodemaster1,000 December 13, 2009