Choob

A combination of the words noob and chocolate, which is used as the highest form of insulting one's honor.
Jon: I've never heard of project M before.
Jeff: What are you? Some kind of choob?
Jon: I must commit harakiri to regain my honor.
Jeff: Go back to Chooberta where you belong.
by Choobie Doobie Doo January 30, 2015
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A phonetic rendering of the Cockney or Estuary English pronunciation of the word 'tube'. Esp. when used to mock your English friends and colleagues.
We went to Laandaan and rode the Choob.
We uploaded it to YouChoob
by Macros1980 November 04, 2019
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The act of wasting time, fooling around and performing random un-planned acts, usually outside of what one would do in their normal day. One is prone to find themselves “choobing” while hungover or procrastinating doing schoolwork.
Can also be used as a noun (choob) and an adjective (chooby), yes, its a versatile word.
Colleen, Nicole and I choobed so hard at Dunkin Donuts today that went through the drive thru two times, one right after the other. Oh and did you know they make Chick'n Parm?

It's probably inappropriate that choobing to "The Boys and Girl's Club of Worcester" on Sundays became a regular activity.
by Woostah socialite November 12, 2010
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Choob is a word that was derived from the birth of a Singaporean man, Chervin. The CH in choob represents his name, while the oob is NOOB. So choob is chervin noob. he is widely known for his ridiculous behavior and acts of foolishness. Anyone can call someone else a choob to represent that person's foolishness.
You somersaulted in the study room? YOU CHOOB!
by Swiftalition July 24, 2010
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A gamer who is unable to handle when they die, and often calls the other players "hackers" with no evidence to back it up. If you think their play style indicates an inferior intellect, well you'd be right. Just your average butthurt gamer.
Stop being such a Choob, Andrew. That kill was legit.
by The Old Khanye February 13, 2017
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"Gosh, Johnny is being such a choob!"
"I know, it was such a choob move to ask out the quarterback's girlfriend"
by Broomsweepsweep June 08, 2016
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A pedofilic schmuck
by brenothegyalwhisperer April 12, 2021
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