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Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.
Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️
by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024
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game tab google

that is how you describe fuckin' retards who can't read properly
hey, game tab google is here!
oh fuck no, not again..
by UrbanPapa July 9, 2025
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Google it

A phrase "karens" use to try to strengthen her stupid claim
Person 1: WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED ROOM? I DONT KNOW YOU AND THE FRONT DOOR IS LOCKED, HOW DID YOU GET IN?

Karen: This is my house, Google it
by Asier Monoga February 16, 2021
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Google

A shitty company that keeps deleting everything I have, being annoying, and being generally being shit.
Man, FUCK Google. I'm switching to Bing dawg.
by 711pizza June 22, 2025
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google hames

a hames that likes to google.

a hames that finds things.
man, that google hames found something.
by hames000000 February 10, 2018
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google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs
by punnytummy October 12, 2018
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googled

Another word for "pwned" or "served". Comes from the google verses yahoo competition, where google *clearly* always wins.
Guy 1: Woah, that show off just fell on his butt!
Guy 2: GOOGLED!
by merrillhxo December 31, 2009
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