A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"
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Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??
Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?
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A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.
"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?
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You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.

Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.
Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off


(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
by ...their not fucking kidding.. October 14, 2011
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another way of saying are you fucking kidding me
Ems: your mom parked the car.
Torie: are you flipping kidding me?
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A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.
A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me
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Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
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