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Fiji Water

Bottled water which very much like Starbucks, has a become a status symbol among the general wealthy population.
Across the nation, the aqua-elite flock to water bars, where instead of tasting shiraz and pinot noir, they swish and sip $5 bottles of Voss or Fiji Water.

But despite all the recent splash, many experts still conclude that water is just water.
Fiji Water by Van Der Brink December 9, 2008

make water

While walking through the woods, I had to stop and make water.
make water by EndoCanuck October 8, 2003

Holy Water 

When you start getting dirty thoughts about someone, or are horny in general. You need to drink holy water to become pure and chill again.
“Look at this sexy photo of Brad Pitt, I need some holy water now”
Holy Water by bumblebee84 February 25, 2020

Too much water under the bridge 

A term used to describe when too much bad stuff has happened to ever make the situation right again.
We will never get back together after you cheated on me and stole from me. There's too much water under the bridge.

Heavy Water 

D2O, 2 Deuterium, and 1 Oxygen atom. Deuterium is an isotope of hydrogen; it has one extra neutron in the nucleus. Neutrons are what add weight to an atom; this substance is called "Heavy Water" as compared to normal "Light Water." Heavy water exists is most all water, but only in very small amounts (1 in 20 million).

Heavy water is essential to nuclear power using non-enriched uranium. Without it, all uranium must be enriched before use. In WW-II, Hitler attacked Norway for it’s supply of heavy water.
"Heavy water aids in cooling nuclear reactors.

Ass water 

Normally used in reference to bath water. In it's natural environment, bath water is "clean", normally only dirty if your bathtub is dirty itself. But once a body is submerged, often just the lower half of said body, organisms and bacteria transition to the bathwater. Mostly unseen to the human eye, these organisms and bacteria spread throughout the bathwater in the steady metamorphosis into ass water.
If you didn't shower before taking a bath, you might as well have been sitting in ass water.
Ass water by Aurelico May 5, 2019