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Drew Shortcut

A shortcut that in the end proves almost no purpose. It is either so ridiculous that no one would ever use it, or it only saves a person one minute in a three hour car drive.
Dude, why did you just take that drew shortcut? It didn't save as any time.
by Xanthrun December 9, 2008
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shortlisted

The shortlist is the set of job applicants that have passed the initial resume review process.

If you have been shortlisted, you (or simply your resume) will be submitted to the following step in the candidate selection process which is likely a personal/phone interview, a test, or further review by one or more staff with greater seniority.

Getting shortlisted is a good thing.
I got shortlisted by Thingamabob Widgets!
by Frank H. January 24, 2008
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Bathing Suit Shorts

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.
Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.
by Gimaf December 18, 2012
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shart mouth

Somebody with really bad breath. Breath so bad that it wreaks of a faint hint of shit.
Omg. I was talking to Bob and his breath stinks. I can't handle having that shart mouth anywhere within my immediate proximity. That shart mouth should just keep his trap shut.
by Allen3000 August 6, 2015
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The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009
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Sharticles

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"
Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."
by the hue bearer July 30, 2016
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sharted

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
by emma January 17, 2004
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