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female human 

A female human is amazing. They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Female humans are very diverse. Some love male humans, some love female humans, some love both genders, and some love all genders. One of the greatest things about female humans is their strength. Sometimes, if they so choose, they can help create a living human being inside their body, and then expel it from their body. When they aren't doing that, their body is prepared to do it once a month, and they spend at least 5 days a month bleeding. Speaking of bodies, that is another amazing thing about female humans. Their bodies are incredibly beautiful. They can be as white as China and as dark as ebony, and they come in every warm shade of brown there is. They can be large and small, thin and thick, tattooed and pierced and scarred, with cellulite, stretch marks and body hair. Each one is beautiful, and belongs to that woman and no one else. Their minds are another thing. Some can have ADHD, depression, anxiety, autism, Down syndrome, and many other things, but each is intelligent and capable of great things. Because female humans are strong, beautiful, independent and intelligent, they quite obviously don't have to do anything for anyone. They do not have to wear heels, makeup or dresses, make you a sandwich, have sex with you, be a certain weight, height or religion, or do ANYTHING they don't want to. Hell, they don't even have to have a vagina. If you encounter a female human, treat them with respect.
A female human is pretty awesome.
female human by W.D May 30, 2016
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horrible human being 

A person who does things to constantly annoy/upset people.
"Oh did you see mike"
"No, why"
" oh he took the last Pringle and smacked a toddler while at it, he's a horrible human being"

Normal Human Being

One who seeks to improve oneself and the world around them, always respecting others and helping when possible.
Ghandi and Mother Theresa were normal human beings, Nancy Grace, Glenn Beck and Barney Frank are not.

idiot human rights activist 

that one person who calls you receipt because you said the word black
guy that works someplace: what color would you like your car to be?
broi: um..... black?
idiot human rights activist: WHAT DID YOU SAY??????? THATS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

broi: bruh, i just said black, WHAT ELSE AM I SPOSSED TO SAY???????
idiot human rights activist: um IDK, SHOWDOW?
broi: bruh those are two diffrent things fool

Too Human 

1. Sequel to Duke Nukem Forever.

2. A videogame by Silicon Knights that was announced at the 1999 E3 for the original PlayStation, then moved to the Nintendo GameCube, was cancelled, announced again, and is currently in line to be released for the Xbox 360. No release date is known.
1.
"Is that <insert item here> been delayed AGAIN?! Will it come bundled with Too Human? (for use only when "Will it come bundled with Duke Nukem Forever?" has already been used by another posterin the current thread on your favourite forum).

2.
"Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed so many time, one might think it will be relased together with Too Human!"

Poor excuse for a human being 

Ew, don't be a Donald Trump. He's a poor excuse for a human being.

female human 

“I’ve never touched a female human