Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

Human

1. A creature that exists to cause the maximum amount of death and suffering possible while screwing themselves over.

2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.

3. Stupid as shit

Steve: "What do you think of James?"
Barry: "Bro he's such a fucking human."

by Philosopher of Pain May 22, 2023

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.

MrBeast

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human. a human atm mrbeast

by Cambam826 September 6, 2022

Humane Letters

Fucking bullshit I would not recommend.

Humane Letters is the big gay

by Thiccythicc December 11, 2020

Humans

Pasty fleshy stuck up sub-goat meatbags without a sense of taste.

Baaaa (stupid Humans throwing out my weeds!)

by A used medical bandage June 22, 2019

Humans

The mammals a lot of fellers on this website tend to describe as shit, they seem alright to me

Wow urban dictionary really hates humans, they must be pretty crappy

by Master oogwabe May 15, 2021

human

a meat sack and neurons

We are all just humans.

by creamteam069420 October 2, 2022