bitch squeak

it is when a female dog is slaped, stepped on, kicked down a stair case, ect. and makes a sound so high that it doesn't register on the dog's hearing scale.

Did you hear that Bitch Squeak when my neighbor slapped Fluffles, stepped on her, and accidentally kicked her down the stair case?

by Dicky von Pussae November 18, 2013

squeak n peek

The act of letting a small, squeaky fart that ends up with a tiny pointy turd peeking past the balloon knot, lodged almost at the point of no return. Related to Prairie Doggin'

Man, I just had a squeak n peek...where is the toilet paper?

by Tannasgh February 13, 2006

Squeaky Pedal

When you aren't wearing a condom, but need to pull out, and the bitch you're banging doesn't want you to jizz on her, you grab her shoe and dump your cum load in it. Afterwards, when she walks around, the moisture will cause her shoe to squeak, kind of like a squeaky pedal on a bike.

Kelly didn't want me to drop my goo on her chest last night, so I popped my shot right in her right sneaker and gave her the squeaky pedal. You should have heard that bitch walking around, sounded like an old bike. Guess that will teach her to take it on the tits.

by Dirty First Downer June 28, 2009

squeaky wheel

That which receives the grease. This is part of a common saying that refers to the phenomenon that he they who bitches loudest/longest shall receive compensation the fastest, and/or in the most amount. See, "The squeaky wheel get's the grease", & "bitches"

Mel: I already told Darlene that I can't afford a new range for her, but she just won't shut up about how, "Oh it'll save so much money." and "This one's self cleaning, and gets to temp so much faster." I don't know what her problem is.
Hank: Well, you know Mel, the squeaky wheel...
Mel: ... yeah?
Hank: Well you know.
Mel: ... no, what?
Hank: It always get's the grease for crying out loud!
Mel: What the heck's that supposed to mean?
Hank: Oh, go look on urbandict...

by boronanon April 3, 2015

O-M-SQUEE

Exclamation for when "OMG" is just not enough to express the surprise of the the moment.

Person 1: I just found a wall charger that works with my iPad!

Person 2: O-M-SQUEE!!!

by pseudostar432 January 23, 2011

Squeedily Spooch

Irken Organ, found near the Irken heart.

"Auugh! My squeedily spooch!"

by h*r/gir fan December 21, 2003

squee

1. A character in two comic books by Jhonen Vasquez, "Jhonny the Homicial Maniac" and "Squee!" Squee's real name is Todd Casil. He earned his nickname by the squealing sound he makes whenever he is frightened. Squee's parents hate him. His mom rarely remembers who he is, and his dad says that he ruined his life. They view him as a mistake. Sometimes they watch the tape of his birth in reverse, and they never do anything kind for him. Squee gets constantly made fun of in school. Sometimes the other boys and girls laugh at the stories he writes, even though some of them can't even read. His teacher is very cruel, too. Barely anyone is kind to him. However, Squee doesn't wish any bad on anyone, and thinks that his parents aren't bad people. Squee does have a few companions. One of them is his teddy bear, Shmee, who doesn't always give the best advice. Another one is Johnny (Nny for short). Nny is a homicidal maniac, and Squee thinks that he's kind of scary. Nny isn't mean to Squee, though. One time, he even saved him from a mall pedofile. Finally, there's Pepito, the Devil's son. Squee is also scared of Pepito. Oh, and there was Andy. Andy was Squee's friend until he was eaten by a dog one day. Not too much is known about him, though. I highly reccomend "Squee!" and other books by Jhonen Vasquez. If you're anything like me, you'll love them.
2. A squealing sound. Can be either happy or scared (in Squee's case, it's scared.)
3. A creature in a game called Myst III. (I don't know much about this kind of squee. I've seen pictures of them, before. They look kind of rodentish.)

1. "But... but daddy!! He's crazy like some kind of crazy thing that's all crazy!!" -Squee
2. "Squeeeee! Can you believe it? I won!" -someone who just won a contest and feels overjoyed
3. "I bought a squee plushie over the internet. They look so cute and cuddly!" -someone who bought a plushie of the rodentlike creature in Myst III

by Dib's Sister Gaz April 5, 2005