Ron Jeremy

An unattractive man with an absurdly large penis.

"The only reason I dated that loser, Kevin, for so long was because he was a total Ron Jeremy!"

"Some douchebag was buying me drinks all night, trying to act all Ron Jeremy."

"I accidentally brushed up against a hobo's leg on the subway last week. Turns out he's a Ron Jeremy! Who knew?"

by thejennysituation September 5, 2009

Ron Artest

To totally flip out and start beating on people, especially pasty white guys.

*bump*
"oh sorry about that"
"RON ARTEST,!"*flips out*
"OH GOD!"

by David Stern December 17, 2004

Ron Paul

Sitting Texas Congressman and one time Libertarian Party presidential candidate. The only honest man left in Washington.

I bet Ron Paul's speeches on the floor of congress are a real annoyance to all the theiving, lying, murdering, slime-dripping scumbags there.

by epsilon minus January 18, 2004

Ron Jeremy

A Guy that can suck his own dick. Ron Jeremy did it in a hammock in an old porn video!

Hadi hurt his back trying to pull off a Ron Jeremy.

by Paul in Dubai March 28, 2009

Ron Popeil

1) (verb) To have sex with someone with no intention of ever seeing or speaking to that person again. Synonym for one night stand

2) (noun) A person who plans on having only a one night stand with someone

Comes from the catchphrase 'Set it and Forget it" made famous by inventor Ron Popeil's Showtime Rotisserie.

1) "Bobby so Ron Popeiled Amanda last night."

2) "Dario is nothing but a Ron Popeil. He doesn't ever care about having a relationship"

by American Heartthrob March 9, 2010

Backside Ron

Taking advantage of any situation in which you are either taken by surprise or you take someone by surprise.

I had a backside ron done on me when my wallet was stolen without me noticing.

When you are doing someone doggy style and you stick it in a bad place un announced.

by Johnson Streaker July 21, 2009

purple ron

Generally, an American Indian, with a big purple dick.

Dude, did you see that big Indian dick!? That's a purple Ron, if I've ever seen one!

by B Shawn May 7, 2018