Dad

Someone you never had.

Son: why don’t I have a dad?

Mom:he ether died, cheated on me, ghosted me when i was pregnant with your ugly ass, never cam from the store to “Get milk” always at work, Or he fucked me and got me pregnant at a one night stand.

by SuccToSUCCeed September 13, 2020

Dad

The guy in my life who never came back.

my dad left bro.

by Echothememedude February 11, 2018

dad

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

by dad(real) March 01, 2022

dad

gone

Dad never came home after getting the milk. gone, forever.

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 01, 2021

Dad

A dad is a person who wont be there for you and leave you imediantly and you'll never see him unless he's on the news

Charli: My dad left me..
Jimmy: Its ok all dads do that just dont google his name.

by London That Smart Dumbass June 24, 2021

Dad

something you don't have

ha you don't have a dad loser

by h3h3h3h3h3 April 06, 2021

dad

your dad left you to go get the milk

imagine not having a dad

by yourmum03 July 29, 2022