shit ton

96,000 LBS of rebar

Thats a shit ton of rebar

by Basil Mint December 16, 2015

Shit ton

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton

I have a shit ton of goats!

by killy awfawfasfsaukjn;khggckfj July 22, 2016

A freck Ton

it's a whole frecking lot

I have a freck ton of hoodies

by yeet yeet squidward October 14, 2019

tons of bucks

A large amount of money

My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.

When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.

by Matt’s Palmer November 01, 2022

Nigga Ton

Unit of measurement of someone dick's power

My dick has a power of 500000 Nigga tons

by NathanLegg April 08, 2017

Benne-ton

People who are conservative and who try to destroy you with facts and logic, but just come off as racist, sexist and other forms of prejudice they spew. They often vomit out their favourite commentators talking points like copy and paste aswell as a total lack of self awareness.

Kaitlyn bennet is often their waifu and some pretend to be libertarian and claim the left are the nazis.

Op: you said you wanted to deport all muslims

Benne-ton: ThE LeFt ArE ThE NaZiS!

by Kaisermann July 09, 2020

cum ton

A little smaller than a fuck ton but definitely bigger than a dick ton

" that's definitely not a fuck ton"
" ya, more like a cum ton

by The_real_webkin May 22, 2017