Smunch

Smunching is what happens when you have a boner and see something so unattractive and disturbing it immediately makes your boner go limp. This is not a gradual softening of the penis, this is going from 12 to 6 instantly. This terrible sight has smunched your boner.

You have a boner, you see your grandma taking a shit, you instantly don't have a boner...you've been smunched.

by oliver pantisoff January 1, 2010

Skunch

Any particularly bloody, nasty wipeout on a skateboard. Also refers to the sound some boarders make when they land on their heads.

Dude, the poor shithead skunched!

by TheFreak March 10, 2003

smunch

Something both Sexy and Munch

something/someone really cool that you cant think of a single word on its own to describe the person or thing

guy 1'Dude that chick is like 'SEXY'
guy 2'No way she is MUNCH'
guy 3'Shut up guys, you both right but i say she is SMUNCH!'

by Long haired nutter November 15, 2007

snutch

Derived form the lesbian term "Butch". Meaning a manly pussy.

That dyke has a beat up snutch!

by B-RAD90210 December 30, 2008

SunChips

Noun; A person who is corny. A person who acts funny but it isn't funny.

Whatup Dennis, why are you being sunchips?

by DennisKilla November 21, 2003

smunchy

adj. smooth and crunchy

"Wow. This chunky peanut butter is smunchy."

by Prof. Aladdin Saucipious Cinemanagic Jackson, III September 14, 2005

smunch

To force an object into a place it won't fit.

Hayden's bag of potato chips popped open as he tried to smunch them into his lunchbox.

by Allison Peavey October 9, 2006