Skip to main content

Slaughtered

Stettler, Albertas meaning for being half an hour to an hour late for an appointment or date.
Depending on use can be rude or funny.
Used in scenarios involving payment for on time services such as food delivery, salon appointments, or dating situations.
"Sorry I slaughtered our appointment..." the hair dresser said to the upset customer.
"You slaughtered our date!" She screamed at the girl who had just arrived 50 minutes past the agreed time.
by Slaughteredtime June 9, 2018
mugGet the Slaughteredmug.

tongue slaughtering

My supervisor gave me a real tongue slaughtering today
by TonyaL25 March 10, 2014
mugGet the tongue slaughteringmug.

Jessi Slaughter

Jessica Leonhardt, now known as Damien Leonhardt.
At age 11, she claimed to have been sexually abused by Dahvie Vanity, to which 4chan decided to be the trolls they are and start a whole cyberbullying situation against Jessi. This prompted a video to be released on Jessi's YouTube account, a video titled "You Dun Goofed Up." The video shows Jessi having an emotional breakdown while her father Gene angrily shouts towards the camera, saying that whoever started the cyberbullying against Jessi has been reported to the cyberpolice and the Florida state police.
BOTDF, being the assholes they are (except Jayy, who is now a drag queen trying to move on from crunkcore), titled a song called "You Dun Goofed" on their album Epic (which is NOT epic at all).
Some time after, Gene was arrested for child abuse after getting into an argument with Jessi and subsequently died of a heart attack while in custody at the police station, leaving behind Jessi and her mother Diane.
But now that BOTDF broke up (thank fucking God), Jessi has since identified as transgender and non-binary, and now runs by the name Damien. Along with that, sh- I mean, they called out Dahvie for sexual misconduct, and since that happened, 21 other women also called him out for the same thing, all of which they were under the age of consent. Just like Damien.
I can't go into full detail due to UD's character limit, so you'll probably have to, uh, I dunno, go to Wikipedia or KYM. They both have some handy resources.
The story of Jessi Slaughter is a heartbreaking one. It impacted the crunkcore scene in a way that caused it to decline, maybe? Is it a good thing? To me, yes! Absolutely! Crunkcore is just the more explicit version of the discography of the Jonas Brothers. Am I supportive of Jessi? Yeah, because the whole thing proves that maybe the Internet should be strictly available to people 13 and up and not some random 11-year-old who had to go through a lot of emotional pain just because her parents forgot to set parental controls up.
by 7568ino February 8, 2024
mugGet the Jessi Slaughtermug.

Thigh Slaughter

When you wake up in the morning on your period and blood is all over your thighs like a murder scene.
"What in the thigh slaughter happened to me- Oh, wait, I started my period..."
by Butterbean132 July 24, 2023
mugGet the Thigh Slaughtermug.

Slaughter bunnies

Women who are in love with murderers.
the slaughter bunnies are crazy for ted bundy.
by errorname June 22, 2022
mugGet the Slaughter bunniesmug.

lambs to the cosmic slaughter

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.
Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"
by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025
mugGet the lambs to the cosmic slaughtermug.

Share this definition