lambs to the cosmic slaughter

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.

Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"

by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025

slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

Slaughter bags

Doing coke, doing lines of coke

Me and the boys are gonna slaughter bags tonight post-bar

by Garfield the cat November 10, 2021

Johnny Slaughter

Wife material, the typa guy u want to marry

Oh god you're such a Johnny Slaughter. .

by johnnysleftasscheen June 7, 2025

slaughter of crows

The collective noun for a large group of crows. When two or more murder of crows combine.

A slaughter of crows have taken over the neighborhood. They are in every tree and rooftop and when they take to the air they blot out the sun. The noise is unbearable and when they are at rest they get silent . Then, as one, they stare at you with dead, menacing, beady eyes.

by MadMusulungo March 25, 2017

Slaughtered

Stettler, Albertas meaning for being half an hour to an hour late for an appointment or date.
Depending on use can be rude or funny.
Used in scenarios involving payment for on time services such as food delivery, salon appointments, or dating situations.

"Sorry I slaughtered our appointment..." the hair dresser said to the upset customer.
"You slaughtered our date!" She screamed at the girl who had just arrived 50 minutes past the agreed time.

by Slaughteredtime June 9, 2018

Pussy slaughter

To absolutely destroy a women’s vagina

“Damn dude Jessica got a pussy slaughtering last night”

by Pussyslaughter7362 April 23, 2023