Trophy Shelf Tities 

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

Trophy Shelf Tities by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010

bnook-shelf 

If one were to be in there "garage" they would have either a)bnook-shelf b) lambogni c) SlidR d) profit

Here in my garage in the hollywood hills with my lambogni. Theres one thing i like more than money,. Knowledge! So i installed this bnook-shelf into my garage.

bnook-shelf by Sub to SlidR October 17, 2021

Spam Shelf 

Vagina made of the most lowest grade meat (spam)

"Check that slag, I'm gonnae raid her spam shelf n make sum fritters"

Spam Shelf by Harry Wallace June 14, 2008

J-shelf 

When you shelf (normally insert something into the rectum) something up the Jap eye (dick hole)

shelf Jap eye

Jayden said at first it hurt when he got J-shelfed whilst getting pegged, but then Joe gave him a wristy at the same time making it feel good

J-shelf by Susman August 1, 2016

shit shelf 

the platform found inside those strange toilets in europe onto which one shits. the shit is then swept off the shelf by the flush and goes down the pipe.

"Do they have a toilet in that restaurant?"
"Yeah, but it's got a shit-shelf"
"Oh, fuck it! Let's go shit at McDonalds"

shit shelf by Ralph Fitz April 2, 2004

Top Shelf Booty 

A woman that would be hard to sleep with.
A woman that would require a good deal of effort to date.

Tom: That woman is gorgeous.
Bill: Yeah she is Top Shelf Booty.

Top Shelf Booty by DarkKnight36 September 28, 2008

Top shelf dude 

Standup chap! A cut above the rest! Extra fancy with the ladies! A superb father. Dear friend to many. Acts with selflessness. Stunningly handsome with a scruff or clean shaven. Genuine. Walks on the wild side.

"You are a one of a kind tried and true top shelf dude." ~Bill P.

Top shelf dude by tj24hours September 12, 2014