buyological relative

A mooching family-member who uses reverse-nepotism (i.e., instead of Person A's extending undeserved favors to Person B just because Person B is related to him, Person B pressures Person A to excessively favor him due to family ties) in an attempt to get you to purchase non-vital items for him.

Ethan Couch's parents were way too indulgent of him financially, and so he became a totally spoiled brat who expected ALL fellow humans to cater to his wishes, whether they were his buyological relatives or not.

by QuacksO November 15, 2020

penis relative

A penis relative is a sibling connected to you only on the fathers side.

Karen’s not my full sister, she’s my penis relative

by the mooseman August 3, 2019

Rel

Dogshit player at cops who can’t react he only been in bad teams his best team was 3nF and they bad

Rel is shit at critical ops and can’t react

by anonymous November 12, 2020

relative humidity

when someone is getting it on physically with one of their relative.

Leave my cousin and I alone in a room for 5 minutes and the relative humidity will get so high our pants get all wet.

by aris00 September 9, 2011

Rel-AI-tionship

(noun) – A connection sustained more by algorithms than emotion.

“We’re in a solid Rel-AI-tionship — the bot handles our arguments.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

Part Time Relatives

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays

Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives

by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016

relatively dumb bitch

a person who may or may not be acting like a bitch relative to the person assessing said bitch.

"She is such a dumb bitch!"

"Well, not really, because being a bitch is relative. Relative bitch. Relative asshole. Relative abuse. It's all relative."

"True. I should reserve my judgement and just say she's a relatively dumb bitch insteaad."

by Chris Noel July 31, 2020