Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021

Puma

An older woman 50+ who prays on much younger men in their twenties. Much like a cougar but ugly, short and fat, unlike a cougar who is older but beautiful, slender and elagant.

That woman acts like a cougar, but she's short and fat, like a puma!

by Menpower April 15, 2011

Puma

Puma dick in yo mouth RAAAAHHHHH.
The act of tricking youre freinds kindov like joe mama or candice but a bit more agressive. and usualy with a picture of venom dunking basket ball on spider man.

dude 1: whats the name of this logo?*insert puma logo*
dude2: its the puma logo
dude1:PUMA DICK IN YO MOUTH RAHH

by cumgiver July 3, 2022

Puma

Like a cougar, a puma is an older woman. However, where as a cougar goes for younger men, a puma goes for younger women.

She is such a puma.

by Ninjacatblue November 10, 2018

Puma

A woman 10-19 years your senior for whom you find attractive.

Selma Hayek is such a puma, I’d love to play some just the tip with her

by JHatch February 25, 2024

Puma

Puma is a brand which is an abbreviation of Penis Up My Arse which is why many British youngsters, male and female enjoy wearing the clothing proudly to represent their inner nature. It is pronounced Puh-mah not poo man which many people end up mistaking.

Chav 1: man just copped a puma hoodie for 40 quid!
Chav 2: ite g man I’ll buy it off you for a tenner!
Chav 1: sure day 1 my man! Penis up my arse for life, both of us!

by Mike Oxverylong December 29, 2019

Puma

Puma is the most amazing, beautiful, kind girl u will ever meet. She and Sienna r inseparable and love each other like sisters ❤❤❤

Puma and Sienna r the most amazing girls in the world ❤❤❤

by Giraffe Model ❤❤❤ May 25, 2019