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California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom
by Big White Man July 3, 2021
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Mounded

Mounded, a word used by fans of the haunted mound. Mounded can be used as an adjective or a feeling.
(Adjective): To describe when something or someone shows similarities or traits akin to that of the haunted mound as a group or as an aesthetic.
(Feeling): When listening to the haunted mound you may feel mounded
Example 1 -
“This abandoned barn is mounded”
Example 2 -
Person 1: “man, this buckshot song is so fire”
Person 2: “fr I’m so mounded rn”
by Whoismatt August 28, 2022
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Snapper Mound

The a hard bulging area above a female's pelvic region. This term is close to term FUPA, but is generally harder than the average FUPA.
Those shorts do a great job covering up her snapper mounds.
by Cowfarmer September 6, 2022
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rough mound

When a female has an abundance of genital warts present.
Mike was unlucky last night and hooked up with a girl who had a “rough mound”.
by Pierceduppinky September 30, 2022
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Almond Mound

A term for a woman's lady-part from an anterior view.
"Man, look at that girl's almond mound."
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.
"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"
by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020
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