Coke's Law

A theory that depicts the idea that everyone else is actively participating in a certain act, deviant or otherwise, that you are not aware of. Coke's Law is often used to specifically describe the realization that you are the only one who isn't in on something.

Dean: Mr. Pitt was fuckin' blasted today, I never saw him this tweaked out before. Dude really needs to take it easy on the blow..

Luigi: What? Mr. Pitt does coke?

Dean: Bro seriously? Everybody does coke.

Greg: Coke's Law

by gregorymoserville23 December 13, 2020

coke roach

a roach that either has a coke body, or a coke that looks like a roach.

it can also be used at random moments.

*dead chat*
ave: coke roach
alex: coke roach
ayden: coke roach

by ave locks January 19, 2022

coke den

A place where you have afters with your crew and hit the bag. You think you have freedom of choice but you're actually bound to the blow

Hey guys lets go to coke den and have fun there

by Pauliooo September 10, 2022

Dustbowls of choke

Is an Eastside San Jose phrase commonly referring to when you purchase bunk or cut dope.

Aye we need to call my connect back. I think this is some of that fat dustbowls of choke stuff that he had last week. It doesn't even blow any smoke out and it just disappeared.

by Adub408 January 21, 2019

vanilla coke

The only known liquid-state form of crack cocaine.

I need my fix so I'm gonna go buy a 12-pack of Vanilla Coke.

by Kharivas August 26, 2004

choke the chipmunk

(v) to masturbate; to spank the monkey; to beat the meat; to maniputlate one's (male) genitalia for pleasure; to jerk off; to beat off; to rub one out

Wow....after watching Katie get undressed, I feel the urge to go home and choke the chipmunk.

by Bitch-slappin' mofos since 1989 December 5, 2005

coke or pepsi

When one is torn between two difficult decisions, each with it's own benifits.

Best Friend: Dude, I can't choose between Rachel or Vanessa.
You: Coke or pepsi, man.

by Greater Gunther of Tomorrow September 14, 2005