Aaron Alcaraz Castellanos

A super loving adorable guy who goes to the School of Engineering and Sciences

Aaron Alcaraz Castellanos is a bozo!
I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN!

by BruhF1sh March 21, 2022

The Aaron Schocker

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.

I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!

by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014

lil AAron

only the best rapper out there

Person 1: "Yo have you listened to that new lil AAron song?"
Person 2: "Up to You? No, not yet."
Person 1: "Listen to that shit before I clap yo ass"

by definitely not lil AAron December 17, 2018

who's aaron?

When you have something incredibly important to say to someone and you're nervous, but when you tell them you realize they are incredibly clueless.

Taken from Lost, season 5, episode 4, when Jack confronts Carole about wanting back her grandson and she has no clue what he's talking about.

Jack: I understand that you feel the need to do this, but I need you to know, that everything that Kate and I have done, it was for Aaron.

(pause)

Carole: ...who's ... aaron?

Guy: So I came out to my parents last night, and they were like "...who's aaron?" You know what I mean?

Girl: Oh Ha ha! No way bra they're so cluless.

by sunhaveagun March 6, 2010

Aaron(:

Nicest guy in thee universe.(:
He always knows how to make you laugh & smile. Whenever your feeling down, he is always there to cheer you up.((;
Very cute, awesome, & athletic. When you find a blonde haired, Aaron, sometimes short, Make sure you do anything to keep him in your life, losing him will end you life once and for all.(:

Jonnay: Oh, Aaron(: is so nice to you.
Me: Aint he?(;

by randompersonn. January 17, 2012

Aaron

An all-around amazing guy. He is handsome in his own way. He will never fail to make you laugh, but can be serious sometimes as well. He is the sweetest guy you could meet, and when he says he would fight for you, he really means it. Though it doesn't look like it, he can kick butt if he has to. When he speaks, you can't help but be interested. Bottom line, pretty much the best friend/significant other anyone could ask for.

Dude 1: We were studying Daoism in Social Studies today and Aaron was saying this amazing stuff about it.

Dude 2: Darn man, I'm jealous.

couldn't think of anything better...orz

by resident_bookworm August 1, 2011

aaron

an Aaron is the type of person who can always make you laugh but yet make you wonder why your even laughing. An aaron are males who are amazingly smart and attractive but not cocky about it. Aaron is a guy you can just stand near and be insanely happy because your close to him. Aarons are also great friends and lovers :) Aarons know no limits and live life to the fullest, which can sometimes mean drinking alot! An Aaron is the upmost amazing guy put on earth. So sweet, kind, funny, smart, hot, trustworthy, honest, and genuine person. Anyone who has an aaron in their life are so lucky and better never let them go. Oh they are also great kissers and have a freaking hot body!

Girl 1: Gosh I had the best time last night on my date! He was god's gift to earth

Girl 2: let me guess, you got an aaron?

by 1luckygirlWA August 3, 2009