whore alarm

A whore alarm is the sound made when a gay dating app such as Grindr, Growlr or Scruff makes a distinctive alert sound. Since these apps are mostly used for hooking up, everyone in the room knows you are being a whore.

Paul: *ding ding* "Oh shit lemme get that!" *Checks phone*

Dave: "Oh shit! Paul's whore alarm is going off! He's gonna get some!"

by Nerdkub March 14, 2014

reverse strawberry alarm clock

Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.

"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"

by dtoss August 9, 2015

Organic alarm clock

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

by phil436 February 22, 2009

False Alarm

Is when you spot a chick that you think is working with something, that looks good from far away and then when you get a closer look she ends up not meeting expectations

Damn! she look like she got a donk oh wait........never mind false alarm :-(

by MandoBurger August 24, 2010

Anal alarm clock

when a man wakes his partner up by intruding the anus with his penis.

Hiren needed to be at work at 8.00am so he asked Burhan to set his anal alarm clock at 7.00am.

by jpsexinspector May 31, 2007

fire alarm

A nice way to annoy people in public buildings.

break the fire alarm and piss them off.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Hooker Alarm Clock

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.

"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."

by Milk D August 9, 2008