Mitt Chow

performing oral sex on a female

Kyle: You tee up that girl from the bar last night?

Pete: Nah, she didn't want to straight fuck, but I gave her a good mitt chow session.

by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011

Oven Mitt

1 in the pink, 4 in the stink.

That girl was such a whore that Marc was able to oven mitt her last night.

by assaulter April 20, 2009

Oven Mitt

v. - The act of inserting a man's penis and testicles (the entire package) into another's anus.

Bob knew Judy was loose, but he never would have guessed that he could Oven Mitt her.

by Lee Fuzz December 14, 2003

Mitt

One of the true God`s, namely one of the greatest human beings alive today, but possibly one of his mistake would be the fact that he created a nub. See "slayz"

"Even God`s make mistakes"

by :-) January 1, 2004

Michigan Mitten

After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.

"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"

by Militiaganian March 14, 2009

sith mitt

pun on the expression "safe mate"; a sith lord's glove

Q: 'ere John, you orright mate?
A: yeah Dave, sith mitt...

by southside label October 7, 2006

mitten queen

see: Joe Don

by Edgar Allan Poe February 20, 2003