Mitter 

A man, usually in his mid 20s to early 30s, who has seen far too many days of service and too few days of respite. While noble in countenance and vigorous in spirit, busy days of indentured servitude to the machine have laid bare the soul of the mitter, reducing a once fine man into a belligerent tyrant. Special care must be taken when dealing with a mitter, lest ye be cut to the quick...

Dylan: "I heard that Brett is coming home for the holidays! Haven't seen him in a while... How's he been doing?"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"

Mitter by The Swolestar February 20, 2023

Mitter 

Pronoun. - Derogatory slur used for black people.

Not prevalent worldwide but was commonly used in 1970's New Zealand.

"Damn Mitters stole my bike."

Mitter by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010

Mitter 

A slang term used in gay brothels throughout San Fransisco in the early 1980's. A combination of the word man and switch-hitter. It is a maneuver that is used for an initiation or rite of passage into the homosexual community. When a man places his middle finger into his partner's anus and wiggles it back and forth while manually stimulating the penis. When completion is near, the index and ring finger are thrust in and out of the anus. When completion has begun, the index and ring finger are pulled out while the middle finger is fully extended. Both partners then yell "Mitter!" and high five each other.

Example 1: You know he did the Mitter last night. He is now one of us

Mitter by TheTravelingBroker October 22, 2018

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A very majestic cat that wears giant glasses and violates tacos from taco bell.

1. "Dude i saw a mitter and it made me SUPER HORNY!"

mitter by DJ Cucumber June 28, 2016

mitter 

A mitter is a fan of a (usually badly) dubbed anime, that refuses to learn anything about the original show, or about the diffrences between the two.

Person 1: I love One Piece! Zolo rocks!
Person 2: Y'know, he was supposed to be called Zoro originally and loads of stuff was edited out of the dubbed version of One Piece.
Person1: Don't tell me about that stupid Japanese version, why watch something in a language you don't understand! The dub is fine - I bet it's even better than the stupid Japanese version!
Person 2: Gawd, you're such a mitter!

mitter by GraceB February 21, 2006

mitter-titters

when your titters get so cold you have to give them mitters (also known as mittens)

Gigi: man, it's sure cold out here, i'm freezing my tits off

Sam: dude, you need to get yoself a pair of mitter-titters

mitter-titters by eatmyfupa December 26, 2021

money mitter 

A person who worships money, or over complains that they don't have enough money. Money Mitters are usually poor and addicted to tax returns and finance. If you are a "money mitter", then you are the father of an autistic son and live in Levittown, LI. One of the most popular money mitters are George W Bush and Edward Iannielli.

Business Man: I have to go to the Chase bank, withdraw money from the ATM, and file tax returns at American Mortgage & Investment's.

14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?

Business Man: What's that?

14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.

Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.

14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.

Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.

money mitter by mattyspongefan1999 November 11, 2013