Definitions by HoseheadMutt

Hoopjack 

Generic term for girls, especially when seen in public

...couple of nice hoopjacks just rolled into the spot.

Hoopjack by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011

Mitt Chow 

performing oral sex on a female

Kyle: You tee up that girl from the bar last night?

Pete: Nah, she didn't want to straight fuck, but I gave her a good mitt chow session.

Mitt Chow by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011

Tee Up 

(male) to have sex with a girl

Kyle: Yo did you tee up with that girl last night?

Pete: Yeah I gave it to her real nice.

Tee Up by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011

Slay Ass 

to really be in the zone between the sheets; to fuck random broads

Tonight, all I want to do is slay ass.

Slay Ass by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011