HoseheadMutt's definitions

Mitt Chow

performing oral sex on a female

Kyle: You tee up that girl from the bar last night?

Pete: Nah, she didn't want to straight fuck, but I gave her a good mitt chow session.

by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011

Slay Ass

to really be in the zone between the sheets; to fuck random broads

Tonight, all I want to do is slay ass.

by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011

Hoopjack

Generic term for girls, especially when seen in public

...couple of nice hoopjacks just rolled into the spot.

by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011

Tee Up

(male) to have sex with a girl

Kyle: Yo did you tee up with that girl last night?

Pete: Yeah I gave it to her real nice.

by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011