Speaker Mike Johnson 

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

Speaker Mike Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Chef Mike 

Chef mike is a codeword used in restaurants, and is used to tell customers that their food is going to be prepared in a microwave. Waiters will only use this codeword if they are bribed or are related to you in any way.

Tracy and i were planning to eat at the restaurant down the road, but when we got there and ordered drinks the waiter told us that the chef mike will be cooking our food. We just got up and left once we heard that.

Chef Mike by Chef Carl Casper August 1, 2017

top right mike 

Jebaited Clap

i saw top right mike and googled it LULW

top right mike by forsenBAJ January 15, 2021

prison mike

One of Michael Scott's many, many characters.

Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.

prison mike by Dougedatamazingdog May 23, 2018

Bijuu mike 

The one and only salad highlighter

Friend:whos bijuu mike?
Me:*holds up bright green highlighter*

Bijuu mike by Satan_button July 26, 2018

Big Mike

First gentleman of former US president Barack Hussein Obama.

Did you know about Big Mike? In dance video with Michelle Obama... There is something flapping between her legs.

Big Mike by Ik ben goed April 24, 2022

The Mike Hendrix 

A sex move where the male The Hendrix leaves the female The Chick halfway through coitus to make and eat a sandwich. When confronted about leaving the room, offer to make The Chick one as well.

The Mike Hendrix can be performed by announcing ("I'm gonna go make a sandwich"), or by virtue of leaving, but The Hendrix must make and consume a sandwich to be considered valid.

We were having great sex, but then pulled the Mike Hendrix on me.

The Mike Hendrix by One Alone March 29, 2011