3 definitions by Dougedatamazingdog

prison mike

One of Michael Scott's many, many characters.

Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.

by Dougedatamazingdog April 8, 2018

love one out

A term for masturbation accidentally coined by James Dobson and used by John Oliver.

Dude 1: Hey, wanna go play frisbee golf?
Dude 2: Nah. I'm gonna go love one out.

by Dougedatamazingdog May 21, 2018

team pink

A slang word for gay males.

Josh , Andrew, and Michael are all playing for team pink.

by Dougedatamazingdog February 25, 2018