its water time 

having a glass of water before your first ALCOHOLIC drink of the night.

e.g

Paul Dillon: Its water time! *drinks a glass of water*

its water time by chulddddddd September 2, 2017

people in hell want ice water 

A common response to the superfluous wants of someone in which situation there is either no ability or desire to respond to said wants. In other words, people in hell may want ice water, but the Devil has no desire to give it to them because they're in hell and now they have to deal with it.

Johnny: Dad, I really want a new BMW since Jason down the street got one.

Dad: Well, people in hell want ice water. You're going to continue to drive your 1999 piece-of-shit Toyota.

people in hell want ice water by giant-nutsack March 1, 2017

sap water 

The $12 bottle of water in your hotel room. Drinking it is the admission that you are a complete tool because you are too lazy to go to the lobby to buy the same bottle for $1.

1st Dude: How was your room at the Four Seasons?
2nd Dude: Superfly, except that you'd think for $450 a night they'd give you a bottle of water instead of making you drink sap water.

sap water by pvg1 December 16, 2008

Chico Water 

Burnett's vodka. The most common alcoholic beverage in Chico because we're all broke college students. Comes in 37 flavors including things like pumpkin spice and watermelon. Will get you fucked up.

Hey I'm gonna go buy some Chico water!
That Chico water did me dirty last night, I blacked out!

Chico Water by whiskeybitch October 17, 2014

Night water

From the time of approximately 11:30pm-5am basically all water becomes blessed and has amazing re-hydration abilities and tastes amazing as well.

"I drank some night water at 2 am and ascended."

Night water by a failed attempt March 6, 2020

dookie water 

An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).

"We are havin a party! We drinkin dookie water tonight!"

dookie water by kno gud June 28, 2015

wrench water 

Water that's so cold that it tightens your nuts.

Why is the Balboa Bay always wrench water? I jumped in and my balls had to retreat.

wrench water by thejocularbekowsky875 July 24, 2014